just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Couch. On fire.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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