no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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