i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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