butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I could have mohawked her pubes.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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