so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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