i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm just crazy horny about you
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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