But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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