I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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