East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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