Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize
