I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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