There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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