he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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