Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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