question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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