Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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