I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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