I just made out with a guy for $7.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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