I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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