I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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