quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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