apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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