Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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