in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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