You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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