At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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