Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Pooping to opera.
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