Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
