I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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