That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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