i would punch a child for taco bell
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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