There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
