brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's shark week go big or go home
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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