what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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