god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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