I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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