We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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