Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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