The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
false alarm, still single
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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