how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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