You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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