i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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