Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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