Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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