You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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