the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Is it penis luge time yet?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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