Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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