Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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