what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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