do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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